SuperDuper

Normal English, and Sexy English. Or is that a dialect?

If you're holding you're phone, or any display for that matter, 12 inches or closer to your face, you're going to notice a lot more than pixilation - you'll notice your vision fading fast.

It's recommended that you look at your display or phone from around an arms length away or risk damaging your vision in the long term.

Reanimated!

Then he won't mind me watching him make love to his wife. Because if he does, he shouldn't be doing it.

Why not store an entire laptop/ netbook (with battery charger), and have backup CDs along with it? That way the media is always accessible (via the laptop), regardless of if the format is still in use in 25 years in the outside world.