Comment Re:Actually... (Score 1) 380
Actually, that was supposed to read "Today, I had to write Java.", which would have been mildly funny, but I forgot a word. So much for the preview.
Comment Re:If I were developing the software . . . (Score 1) 258
I would also include:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
Comment Right Now... (Score 1, Informative) 1127
Right now I'm learning to code Java - it's pretty terrible.
Comment Re:If it compiles... (Score 1) 208
I know you are joking, but I worked with a guy that would do this. After he sent the executable to a customer, he would test the feature. Then, he would frantically call the customer, and tell them not to put the software in use, because it didn't work. He would repeat the process 3 or 4 times before getting the feature to work.
Submission + - Vista has "high impact issues" - Microsoft
EggsAndSausage writes: "Microsoft has admitted — in a roundabout way — that Vista has "high impact issues". It has put out a call for technical testers to participate in testing of Service Pack 1, due out later this year, which will address "regressions from Windows Vista and Windows XP, security, deployment blockers and other high impact issues."
It's hard to know whether to be reassured that Service Pack 1 is coming, and thus that there's now a sensible timeframe for considering deployment of Vista within businesses, OR to be alarmed that Microsoft is unleashing an OS on the world with "high impact issues" remaining in it.
In other news there's a battle raging over the top 10 reasons to get / not to get Vista. (And a rebuttal.)"
It's hard to know whether to be reassured that Service Pack 1 is coming, and thus that there's now a sensible timeframe for considering deployment of Vista within businesses, OR to be alarmed that Microsoft is unleashing an OS on the world with "high impact issues" remaining in it.
In other news there's a battle raging over the top 10 reasons to get / not to get Vista. (And a rebuttal.)"
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