Comment FOAD to my boss (Score 2, Interesting) 371
I worked for a large internet company at one point, as a senior person in their NOC. I had a manager that was so completely technically inept that the only way she could manage us was on numbers. Needless to say, it was micromanagement at it's worst.
Well, when I got to the point where I couldn't take anymore, I walked over to her desk and put a 5# bag of flour down and smiled. She asked me what it was for. With all of my coworkers looking on in astonishment, I told her very calmly and politely "So you can go f*ck yourself, you fat bitch" then I turned and walked out.
I know the crack is older than time itself, but it SURE felt good seeing her cry, knowing that I'd stayed awake at night for indeterminable stretches, stressed out from the way she ran (or didn't) run things. I felt bad about it afterwards, but 4 years later I still run into people I worked with that will bring it up and just can't stop laughing. And yes, I hope I never have to interview with for a job under her again.