Hey, are you interested in a grand vizier position? There's an opening in my evil empire.

Ever heard of chlorine? It's a magical substance that kills single celled organisms!

Can you guess what pools have in them?

>all production is a public monopoly

Wouldn't that be, say... communism?

>Jew
>Hitler-loving

Wait, what?

Am I missing something here, or did he just say that Jews love Hitler?

Because if it were Joseph Stalin, the card would be reading them.

It could try, but most people will take the free option above paying for anything.

Can't you already do this with the Opera browser for the Wii?

I know I can get on Youtube/Veoh/etc and watch stuff.

How can a pay service compete with that?

Won't the ladies be disappointed when you turn out to only have a big mac?

Metal is recyclable, though.

It can be re-used, it doesn't have to biodegrade.

I really think the schools should be back-pedalling on the touchy-feely stuff. I mean, does the real world care if you have good self-esteem? Does the real world care if you insult people?

I mean, seriously, isn't school supposed to prepare you for the real world, not set you up for failure?

Also, suicide is a useful population control, and should be viewed as such.

Wait, I may see your problem.

What slot were you putting it in? I think you have to use the GBA one.

Also, this gives me yet another reason to get a DS.

He's addicted, addicted to Idle!

It's like smoking but with eye cancer and carpal tunnel.

They're saving money by implementing this in the first place, so they should make about the same, if not more, money by using this.

inb4 redundant.

Apparently You've never heard of a little site called 4chan.org

Which is probably on the list, come to think of it.