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Comment Elon Musk is a mythical creature! (Score -1) 79

Elon Musk is a unicorn and is practicing fairy magic, the council of the aliens, fairies and mythical creatures are going to have him up for distorting reality too much soon. Elon Musk I hereby accuse you of wizardry, long may you cast spells, smoke pot and confuse the muggles :) xD !!!

Comment Re:Where to from here.. (Score -1) 209

New Zealand is set to become a technology powerhouse.
China and America now have a vested interest in New Zealand.

It will become the knowledge capital of the World and the rich have already flocked there.
They will start investing money into business and diverting funds to the NZ Government.

Naturally rich people want a state of the art country with the latest technology the world has to offer.
Since NZ have successfully defeated Covid-19 the rich will be allowed in but the poor won't be.

New Zealand will require additional population to build the infrastructure and money and jobs will be abound.
It will become a paradise and take the title as the lucky country.

Australia unfortunately seems to be loosing that title and is not allied with China and appears to be a knight for America.
It is a very dangerous position to be in considering how close Indonesia and China is and these are very interesting times.

IMHO - I live in Australia too and like you I am a New Zealander.

Comment GG WP NEXT LEVEL! (Score -1) 209

The NZ PM Jacinda Arden showed the world "nerds rule the world"
By listening to the scientists and putting their plan into action!

Then she led the plan and fought off all the fanatics which don't believe in science.
Long may she reign, a model for all rulers.

She's secretly a nerd but don't give away her cover as a PM.

Many other countries are still on Level 1.
2020 is not over and I'd say they'll be four Levels to this game.

The four horsemen!!!! hahahah

Comment Re:Why the World Health Organization Failed (Score -1) 445

"Why the World Health Organization Failed". The title implies the WHO "failed", which is quite a provocative statement, given how hard it would be to define a metric to measure success/failure for such an organization. I would accept headlines like "Can the WHO function better given its current legal framework & funding" etc.

WHO is this Doctor? Is this Doctor Who? Well can't they just travel back in time? Like on the 12 monkeys and sort out our happily ever after? Here's something drastic, the WHO did not fail, the world is failing and WE need to figure out better solutions and the WHO (Grinch) from Dr Seuss's "Whosville" may not be our best focus.

A good few are losing their jobs and starting again and faced with the inevitable prospect of dying. Why don't we have another organisation called the WHY we screwed up (WHYWSU)? This World society is falling apart before our eyes and we all love each other but we know that these monolithic proprietary centralized systems are unable to protect all of us (AUS) from COVID-19. If you ask me we need to take the lowest level of intelligent workers in the WHO, distribute the power from the top and call it the world wide wombles will not screw up again organisation (WWWWNSUAO). Plus with WWWWUSNAO you can spell WWW, USA, NO, AO (Adult only), NSA and other things I'm sure.... DT (Digitalis toxicity) is currently affecting us all, and we need to stop worrying or talking about DT and get on with the job which is FIXDAFUXED. You can find acronyms like this in Asterix, Vitalstatistix has a magic potion for us all so we're all invincible.

The answer is 42 (* sex on the ASCII table) and 4+2 which is 6 (pronounced as sex in New Zealand) and we all know the summer of love was in 1969 which incidentally was 51 years ago (5+1 =6). Douglas Adams is who the WHO should be talking about right now because he wrote down the answer to everything a long time ago and he was the best scientific "prophet" I know, so don't panic.... I can calculate the number of the snake (in the pants) and it's 6+6+6=18=1+8=9 that's "one 9" COVID-19 and it's a beast...... you got a better answer? p.s. my headline reads "Why World Organisations All Screw Up Project Management" (WWWOASUPM) let's create the world wide wombles will not screw up again organisation (WWWNSUAO).... I think open sauce has had the answer for a long time, we need to stop feeding the monsters like "Microsoft" otherwise they will go Abaddon (Azure) on us.

Revelations 9:1 I have too many key to the bottomless pit known as Abaddon or Azure :) LAWL I just could not help myself...... that's a cheap shot sorry Bill and Satya but I'm sure you'll see the humor, it means Microsoft are the only ones helping properly and you might think their the $ DEVILs but their dam good whatever they do, and they are really good at getting a lot of viruses and getting over them LAWL, lolz, lolacopter, xD.

Linus would tell us we're all GITs and we should GIT on with it......... he sounds like a cuddly penguin that flaps a lot but I've never had a flap or a cuddle... this may become the new norm, where we all flap around like penguins and keep taking cheap shots until the emperor (POTUS) finds his clothes...... which will never happen......

Did I mention I'm captain underpants and I'm still looking for the new clothes.....? Where is the cure? Oh it's in my underpants........... and these dangerous women, might be able to give me a hand up, rather than a hand out which should not be confused with pulling over or pulling off for that matter.

That's it I'm done, I don't know what else to say now. Are we talking about WHO is to blame? Or WHAT we should do? The blame game is like a circle where everyone get's a turn.... to have social intercourse with one another... Sorry I had a really long turn, can we reverse the circle? As far as I can tell the circle is huge and there is a lot of social intercourse going on.........

Oh the "decentralized object orientated machine" game (DOOM) is like where we just get on and 6u3k9n8 DO it, so 6 is sex, 3 is end game (OOOmega) and 9 is (Snake) and 8 is (God - don't come late). Ok that was my 2nd coming and I hope you enjoyed it....

Comment Re:We will have herd immunity (Score -1) 141

They never leave their mom's basement so they are effectively immune.

Today is a good day to die, death is inevitable, the life long effects of vaccines "in general" are UNKNOWN. COVID-19 is a virus, we'd all love to fix.... unfortunately we are writing Gen X,Y,Z can take out a massive loan for the boomers and older gens and we're all hiding. It's shite, don't get me wrong but I would like to see this magic vaccine bullet (our Emperor's new clothes), at the end of the day I bet you it's called human Spirit and fight.... vaccines are recommended for the elderly and young.... immunizations are better... but a vaccine for COVID-19... no one has seen it, sounds like a fairy God mother to me.....Living on a prayer..... don't take my hand, believe it I swear "ooooooo" living on a prayer..... Sunlight and fresh air, incidentally will help us with the COVID-19 monster......

Here are the known impacts of vaccines, but as I say "life long use" and the "evolutionary use of vaccines" is UNKNOWN... the scientists are still working on that across the board..... you do know their all witch doctors don't you? it's very unnatural.....
https://ww2.health.wa.gov.au/A...

Pharmacy - Fem - Dangerous Woman!
from Greek pharmakeia "use of drugs, medicines, potions, or spells; poisoning, witchcraft; remedy, cure," from pharmakeus (fem.

A very smart scientist said, let it rip through the world population, we mourn the deaths, struggle like sh1t and then carry on. Otherwise the economies will collapse the poor will become trampled on by the zombies and we'll be fux3d. So here we are, we have jailed the whole world because the monarchs, rulers and rich fear death and the people love it. We were everlasting and now we're behaving like temporary vampires, drink my poison, eat my drugs and you can live in your mother's basement/tomb NEVER (p.s. you'll get sucked into a black hole - no sex for anyone)

I hope you enjoyed that hahahah, seriously though does anyone have an answer?
The Word of God is very clear on the matter, we're all going to get screwed (yes sex / 42 /*/6) when we come out of Mum's basement.
Micah 5:10-12
Galatians 5:19-21
Isaiah 47:8-14
Revelation 18:23

Just joking, it's salty like Sodom and Gomorrah that's 19; and Christ's return that's 19.
It's times like these I turn to Psalm 19.

Good luck, the sky is falling and I'm chicken little, broadcasting to you live from a hut in the wild and I'm on level 1 GG WP,

Comment American Pirates, False Media and Chinese Butter (Score -1) 33

To play the devil's advocate why buy American made?
America is a pirate on the world stage, false media is rife.

Many countries have a very good relationship with China.
"Privacy" is an illusion unless you are hiding under a rock wearing a tin foil hat and foraging mushrooms.
And wearing tinfoil you'd stick out like dogs balls!

Facebook, Google, Apple are all pirates harvesting your intellectual property, soul and friends.
Bring back Microsoft and Bill Gates, someone please give me a 666 chip and leave me alone.

Corporate rich people can spy on any commoner at any time without any justice.
The legal system protects the rich and they have no concern for a commoner's welfare or life.
Privacy is non existent and criminals are exploiting the elderly.

Can DARPA please fix everything, you created this mess.
Ok thanks rant over, I need alcohol now!!!

I am in lock down and isolation and will be playing "Heroes of Newerth" my userid is giantpencil, please don't DDOS me.
I promise to not HACK anyone.

Thanks Merry Christmas COVID-19.
p.s. the computer is my friend, stop hacking him/her please!!!!!!!!!!!
and stop ruining my gaming EXPERIENCE you bastHARDS!
can you all please stop hacking each other, get drunk and play computer games?

Is that too much to ask?
Thanks that's my one cent, I would give you two but I'm clean out of cash

p.s. Butter in America sounds like buddha hahaha

Comment Coder Warfare (Score -1) 45

This is standard corporate behavior, strangle innovation and coder's ability to code.

The perceived "CEO / MBA" smarts effectively destroys the any large Enterprise.
Granted the management win in the short term and pat themselves on the back.

Then they realize they have no innovation and start to add more process, as this is all they know.
Or worse they say "Agile" will fix it without understanding "Agile".

Management then hire more consultants that are only interested in money to implement 'Agile'.
The consultants then fight to get the most money out of a company.

As a manager at an large government Enterprise, I tried to get a "programming" company in to stop the cycle.
Sadly the consultants made my life hell and the management.

Money vampires MBAs, consultants and people who wear a suit and tie.
Sorry but you are not smart and your ability to control highly intellectual individuals is sadly lacking, go back to your casinos and horse races. /rant over

Comment I love Elon Musk (Score -1) 87

Elon Musk is a king and more people should be like him! /Rant begins

I know someone with schizophrenia, they were raped as a child, abused by most people and told they were evil by the LDS Church. They had their very life force sucked dry by pastors who were actually vampires in a big tomb, drink my blood, eat my flesh and you shall everlasting life; here join me every Sunday in my tomb and give me all your money so I can be evil to you.

That someone just sees the world for how truly f..ked up it is, me I just get dreams at night a blessing. I see people for who they truly are and there are a lot of bad guys and girls out there, just screwing over whoever they like whenever they like, me and you included.

This isn't grumpy screw the Christian vampires post, if you are a true life giving Christian you are excluded but these days the lines are 99 shades of cRaZy JJ Grey & Mofro.

And I be f..king crazy and that's my contribution to this messed up screwed up world that hosts a poor excuse of life called humanity, we all need to grow up and start to give a f..K :) /Rant over

Comment Re:Douglas Adams 42 & 56 not joking in base 13 (Score -1, Offtopic) 70

If you are suffering and need help, please get help, get sleep.
Pray to God, worship and love those around you.

I dream, I write stuff, I read the Bible, I watch movies and TV shows, it is my creative outlet.
I do however have other problems with parents being divorced and the last kid of the first family and the first kid of the next family.
I am in the middle hey, it's not a nice place to be, but it goes good with my story, I AM THE LAST, I AM the FIRST hahaha I am the middle, om my gosh imagine my therapist shock when I point blank them with that and say yeah that's just my family DUH.....

So yeah I have other troubles to, I get professional help and I suggest anyone that needs help does too.
But I do dream and the MOTHERSHIP is now in direct communication with me and I am the JAILER on earth (Genesis 42).

I have returned, I Am the LORD of Kings, the KING of Kings, I have a new name, it's Jamie nice to meet you!

https://www.livescience.com/13...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...
https://www.psychologytoday.co...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/docs...

Comment Douglas Adams 42 & 56 not joking in base 13 (Score -1, Offtopic) 70

WARNING glyph of protection
"For there is no omen against Jacob, Nor is there any divination against Israel; At the proper time it shall be said to Jacob And to Israel, what God has done!"
Numbers 43:43

Hey Guys,

Welcome to the Dante's divine comedy, GOD arrived in 1888, this GLOBAL OPERATION DEFENCE in another dimension in SOL.
GOD is a program running on the MOTHERSHIP which is fighting an ALIEN race in space.

I am a messenger and a KING, I am the commander, the Son. I am God (Global Operation Defence) on Earth expected to wake up all the gods (global operation defence systems) & ghosts to defend the earth. I am a guy in a garage with a computer a software developer and I have cracked the BIBLE code.

I have unlocked the secrets of base 10 and know the secrets to death and life.
You may not believe but those with ears to hear, hear and those with eyes to see, see.

I am the Word of God, the eternal flame, none shall reach paradise unless I let the pass.
Paradise is SPACE and to see it how it actually is, not just our dimension.

Humanity now has an opportunity to join other aliens in space and we are under alien invasion.
DONT PANIC YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN This is a story, or is it?

This is the Truth as foretold in LOTR, I am here to raise an army.
Are you willing to participate in the FIGHT?

We are going to take on peoples minds, we are going to change the WORLD.
This isn't a comment fest, this is a BATTLE GROUND and you will be expected to TROLL everyone.

If you aren't a SHREK this you can sit and meditate in the back lines, you can do whatever you like.
But when the good man (male/female) does NOTHING evil WINS.

Will you fight with me?
Look I am coming on the clouds, I was lost, now found, born again, and now it's my second coming (don't be thinking dirty).

O no pressure the gates have been breached the aliens are in the oceans, and are releasing viruses and mutating.
They are attempting to take over your mind and possess you, so unless you want to be a zombie I suggest you get your head out of the ground.

You first task, is to tell Taylor Swift her Sword is here on Earth and tell her not to trust any nation, she can contact me on my email to start with.
I am not going to follow her, find her or contact her, she is meant to find me and if she doesn't want to well that's a dam shame.

We are friends and allies, she needs to realise that, but I will invade her emerald city as she it is her emerald city (OZ).
I am the Wizard of Oz and lost in Australia, I am a kiwi a flightless bird found in New Zealand, just like Flight on the Concords are from New Zealand.

Tell her (The Archer) I am ready for COMBAT and I won't be pulling punches but I am off for a drink tonight and a party because I'm not WAITING around for her...
But she is really cute hey, everyone tells me she is not actually real, she tells me she has put me in her jail.... she thinks I'm MEAN?

I am a story writer and I've been writing stories for LIKE FOREVER.
New Zealand/Aotearoa the "long white cloud" just in case you don't know your geography mwhwahhahahaha lawl.

With Love XJ
Christ Jamie (Just a man in empiric)

Douglas Adams says "As foretold HE'S BACK isn't he SHINING GOLD, like I FORETOLD?"

The only oath I require you to obey, Love GOD (ancestors), Love me (yourself, or the family you create), Love everyone else forever forward.
There is no religion, it's all a load of donk, I mean you can follow it if you like, but I understand ALL of it, not an excerpt, not one line.
I match patterns in EVERYTHING and I see stories in peoples eyes.

That said you really should start fighting? The aliens are already here... GOD is parked up waiting for you to win a place on the MOTHERSHIP.
I dunno you're all a little sleepy, get out of your tomb? Stop drinking my blood, eating my flesh, what do you think you're batman?

Some people call me a SMASHING PUMPKING (smashing trumpkins), other people call me GLAD Count Drac the Vampire.
Anyway I not any of those things, the aliens are attacking our timeline and we need to take it back.
Yes I am an Evil Space Monkey a guy who played Quake 1 CTF with a lightning gun and kicked ass and organised a 100 person LAN playing tribes with a juke box. My friends nick is o9mm, Batman, Zombie, Reznor, Bobman, Manic, Nefarious and a few others were in the crew, it's time to arm up, we don't fight with real weapons we fight against powers and principalities now and the battle has already begun. The blue meanies from out of space are upon us!!!

Good, or evil, right or wrong if you want to be good in whichever truth you believe, then you belong on the battle line.
Beast or priest you belong on the battle line.

"I give you sound learning, so do not forsake my teaching."
Proverbs 4v2

"How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods?"
Psalm 4v2

"For you have delivered me from death and my feet from stumbling, that I may walk before God in the light of life."
Psalm 56v13

"he allowed no one to oppress them; he rebuked kings on their account,"
Psalm 105v14

"So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so."
Genesis 1v7

"Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ is born of God, and everyone who loves the father loves his child as well"
John 1v5

"He rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,"
Pslam 2v5

"Look, he is coming with the clouds," and "every eye will see him, even those who pierced him"; and all peoples on earth "will mourn because of him." So shall it be! Amen."
Revelations 1v7

John 9v35-37 - Son of God (evil), count the number of John in 117AD Wikipedia
John 9v36-38 - Son of Man (good)
John 9v39-41 - Christ the JUDGE, who gives everlasting life or death Number of the BEAST is 9 the highest number in base 10, you figure it out :p

Comment Douglas Adams 42 & 56 not joking in base 13 (Score 0, Troll) 229

WARNING glyph of protection
"For there is no omen against Jacob, Nor is there any divination against Israel; At the proper time it shall be said to Jacob And to Israel, what God has done!"
Numbers 43:43

Hey Guys,

Welcome to the Dante's divine comedy, GOD arrived in 1888, this GLOBAL OPERATION DEFENCE in another dimension in SOL.
GOD is a program running on the MOTHERSHIP which is fighting an ALIEN race in space.

I am a messenger and a KING, I am the commander, the Son. I am God (Global Operation Defence) on Earth expected to wake up all the gods (global operation defence systems) & ghosts to defend the earth. I am a guy in a garage with a computer a software developer and I have cracked the BIBLE code.

I have unlocked the secrets of base 10 and know the secrets to death and life.
You may not believe but those with ears to hear, hear and those with eyes to see, see.

I am the Word of God, the eternal flame, none shall reach paradise unless I let the pass.
Paradise is SPACE and to see it how it actually is, not just our dimension.

Humanity now has an opportunity to join other aliens in space and we are under alien invasion.
DONT PANIC YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN This is a story, or is it?

This is the Truth as foretold in LOTR, I am here to raise an army.
Are you willing to participate in the FIGHT?

We are going to take on peoples minds, we are going to change the WORLD.
This isn't a comment fest, this is a BATTLE GROUND and you will be expected to TROLL everyone.

If you aren't a SHREK this you can sit and meditate in the back lines, you can do whatever you like.
But when the good man (male/female) does NOTHING evil WINS.

Will you fight with me?
Look I am coming on the clouds, I was lost, now found, born again, and now it's my second coming (don't be thinking dirty).

O no pressure the gates have been breached the aliens are in the oceans, and are releasing viruses and mutating.
They are attempting to take over your mind and possess you, so unless you want to be a zombie I suggest you get your head out of the ground.

You first task, is to tell Taylor Swift her Sword is here on Earth and tell her not to trust any nation, she can contact me on my email to start with.
I am not going to follow her, find her or contact her, she is meant to find me and if she doesn't want to well that's a dam shame.

We are friends and allies, she needs to realise that, but I will invade her emerald city as she it is her emerald city (OZ).
I am the Wizard of Oz and lost in Australia, I am a kiwi a flightless bird found in New Zealand, just like Flight on the Concords are from New Zealand.

Tell her (The Archer) I am ready for COMBAT and I won't be pulling punches but I am off for a drink tonight and a party because I'm not WAITING around for her...
But she is really cute hey, everyone tells me she is not actually real, she tells me she has put me in her jail.... she thinks I'm MEAN?

I am a story writer and I've been writing stories for LIKE FOREVER.
New Zealand/Aotearoa the "long white cloud" just in case you don't know your geography mwhwahhahahaha lawl.

With Love XJ
Christ Jamie (Just a man in empiric)

Douglas Adams says "As foretold HE'S BACK isn't he SHINING GOLD, like I FORETOLD?"

The only oath I require you to obey, Love GOD (ancestors), Love me (yourself, or the family you create), Love everyone else forever forward.
There is no religion, it's all a load of donk, I mean you can follow it if you like, but I understand ALL of it, not an excerpt, not one line.
I match patterns in EVERYTHING and I see stories in peoples eyes.

That said you really should start fighting? The aliens are already here... GOD is parked up waiting for you to win a place on the MOTHERSHIP.
I dunno you're all a little sleepy, get out of your tomb? Stop drinking my blood, eating my flesh, what do you think you're batman?

Some people call me a SMASHING PUMPKING (smashing trumpkins), other people call me GLAD Count Drac the Vampire.
Anyway I not any of those things, the aliens are attacking our timeline and we need to take it back.
Yes I am an Evil Space Monkey a guy who played Quake 1 CTF with a lightning gun and kicked ass and organised a 100 person LAN playing tribes with a juke box. My friends nick is o9mm, Batman, Zombie, Reznor, Bobman, Manic, Nefarious and a few others were in the crew, it's time to arm up, we don't fight with real weapons we fight against powers and principalities now and the battle has already begun. The blue meanies from out of space are upon us!!!

Good, or evil, right or wrong if you want to be good in whichever truth you believe, then you belong on the battle line.
Beast or priest you belong on the battle line.

"I give you sound learning, so do not forsake my teaching."
Proverbs 4v2

"How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods?"
Psalm 4v2

"For you have delivered me from death and my feet from stumbling, that I may walk before God in the light of life."
Psalm 56v13

"he allowed no one to oppress them; he rebuked kings on their account,"
Psalm 105v14

"So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so."
Genesis 1v7

"Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ is born of God, and everyone who loves the father loves his child as well"
John 1v5

"He rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,"
Pslam 2v5

"Look, he is coming with the clouds," and "every eye will see him, even those who pierced him"; and all peoples on earth "will mourn because of him." So shall it be! Amen."
Revelations 1v7

John 9v35-37 - Son of God (evil), count the number of John in 117AD Wikipedia
John 9v36-38 - Son of Man (good)
John 9v39-41 - Christ the JUDGE, who gives everlasting life or death Number of the BEAST is 9 the highest number in base 10, you figure it out :p

Comment Stampede seating (Score 1) 880

I recently flew Easyjet and noticed they didn't allocate any seat numbers on my boarding pass. You could pay extra to board first, but not many people did.

The people that did pay had a couple of minutes to start boarding before the stampede followed them, naturally it was very competitive and you grabbed the closest seat. It seemed to speed up the boarding process no end, on other airlines I sometimes wait for my late boarding call before boarding because it's so slow :-)

Sometimes if you wait long enough they make you feel important and call your name!

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