Comment Re:Maths jokes = Instant karma! (Score 1) 199
Q: Why do you never hear the number 288 on television?
A: It's two gross.
A "gross" is a dozen dozen, or 144. Not a very mathematical joke.
You're being too intelligent for this part of the joke. It's supposed to be read literally
two ate eight
Get it? A person named "two" "ate" a person named eight.