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Comment T6 will be a live-action reality show (Score 1) 117

and everyone will get a [very short] part whether they want it or not.

I've listened to the idea that Nature will again do something to thin out the human race at some point. Our population is getting out of hand. Humans have managed to infest every corner of the planet and they are eating up all the resources they can find. It has been a long time since we have had a really good die-off. Readers here will be aware that the human race has suffered large population decreases in the past due to diseases and what not. This current Ebola thing isn't going to do it. Gruesome it may be but not going to make a big dent.

So maybe this is the one: deep down we are so amazingly stupid, we will engineer our own demise. Build a bunch of autonomous, learning robots whose sole job it is to kill humans. We've read so many sci-fi novels that the outcome is obvious. But some military genius figures we must "win" at all costs. And the price will be quite high.

PKD did it best. This story still creeps me out when I think about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Give it a read. Enjoy the nightmares and hope they stay just nightmares...
-g

Comment Mr. Allen's bucket list (Score 0) 152

- Build rocket ship that gets to the edge of space - DONE - SpaceShip One, 2004
- Own a company named after Star Trek universe - DONE - Vulcan, Inc is mine, all mine!
- Lose $8 billion when cable company goes bust - DONE - Charter Communications, 2009
- Build the world's largest trebuchet - IN PROGRESS - Stratolaunch, ~2015

(Info on bucket list from WSJ article http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203518404577096493595261190.html?mod=djemTECH_h)

Comment Bumps Ahead (Score 1) 620

This makes perfect sense. At least in the Idiocracy I live in.

My tax dollars are spent adding speed-humps to otherwise perfectly smooth and already expensive roads.

making a silent car noisy would fit right in. Unless it was low enough that it made a nasty scraping noise when it failed to clear the speed humps...

Comment distopian future (Score 2, Insightful) 513

Gattaca will arrive in a much more subtle way than Hollywood's portrayal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/

In our large, socially disconnected and hurry up society, using a universal method like a credit report as a background check is a great way to mitigate risk.

we have become horribly risk averse. when the only thing being measured is number of failures, the bureaucracy will do everything possible to remove the risk of failure. Thus, if you have the wrong DNA, or the wrong credit number, you are not worth the risk.

No matter what you say.

gak out

Comment Missing option: My parents cabin (Score 1) 391

Yes, my parents cabin.

No phone, no internet. For all of those "missing" necessities, it is a great place. Way nicer than my house. Small NW lake. lots of hiking, biking, fishing, swimming... basically all the things that pasty whitey's don't normally know about. Snowmobiles in the winter, 4 wheelers in the summer. Or [gasp!] sit and read a book... or six.

And doesn't everyone have access to somebody's parents cabin, if not your own then via that 7 degrees of separation thing?

So I selected Basement - because I sleep in the basement when I am there.

Comment SAT in the hat (Score 1) 405

So, like, I picked SAT because I'm good at standardized tests and I, like, got an NMSQT scholarship based on my high score. It only took me 8 tries on the PSAT and SAT to get my score to 1310 (or 1290, I forget which). The last time I took the SAT, my score actually went down a few points, so I figured I had reached the zenith of my test taking ability and should quit while I was ahead. In January, I took a job teaching at university and now I can torture students with tests I make up...Life is good.
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Journal Journal: Lucky 1

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and looked over at the rack of knowledge (you know, where the magazines are displayed).

A new shinny thing caught my eye - a magazine named _Lucky_. Whoa. What is this? A script containing tales of lust and scoring? I'd certainly feel "Lucky" to hang with the hottie on the cover.

[pick up magazine. read cover sub-heading.]

"The magazine about shopping"

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Journal Journal: Why can't we all just get along?

Contractors are suing HP, saying they've been treated like employees so they should get all the benefits of employees. They do! They get the benefits of their employer, the contracting company. They also usually get paid more than regular HP employees, look at it as a risk premium -- you get crappy benefits and a higher risk of being let go from a job, in return for more money in your pocket today. Similar to deciding to take the lump sum now when you win the lottery rather than taking the an
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Journal Journal: I got a 2!

I got a 2!! Yay. I commented on funny things on resumes (well, it was about an interview, but it fit the topic), and I got a 2! First time I've been excited about getting a C-.
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Journal Journal: Posting is strangely addictive

Once I posted my first reply on /., I began compulsively reviewing stories and polls for things to say. My voice must be heard! Or read. Whatever.
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Journal Journal: I'm a girl

Possibly, mostly guys are voting in todays' slashdot poll on which captain you'd follow. I say this because the obvious sexual appeal of the candidates was ignored in most peoples' replies. More to come on this later.

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