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Update: It's finally available via circuit city for $855 (not cheap).

I honestly think this one has the possibility to be the best of the six. You know all those annoyingly cute little kids in the Jedi Academy on Coruscant in episode 2? Well, Anakin, after turning to the dark side and becoming Palpatine's pet, hunts them all down and murders them in cold blood. * I'm not kidding. This is serious, dark stuff here, and I think if Lucas gives it a fair shake instead of trying to make it a kids' movie, it honestly stands a chance of being a smart, adult movie with something to say.

But who knows...

* My sincere apologies to anyone that hadn't realized this; that wasn't meant to be a spoiler -- and it's really not, when you realize that of all the zillions of Jedi who existed before the rise of the empire, only Darth Vader, Yoda and Obi-Wan survived...