Journal: UID Themesong

v1.02

(...to the tune of "S.M.A.R.T. patrol/Mr. DNA" by Devo)

FUD Patrol / Mr. Karma Whore

He's been with the web, I'm tired of the surf-de-jour

He's been with the web, I just want to end this point-whoring tour

Afraid no one on Slashdot, understands it's a beta

I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta

FUD Patrol, nowhere to go

Slashdot posters that monitor reality

Karma whores, we post around the clock

We mod the trolls in the hole.

Wait a minute, something's wrong

He's a man with mod points

He's here to give us all +5

A little posting sacrifice

It's just webserver demand

Mr. Moderator, Mr. Karma Whore

He's an altruistic mod'er, Mr. Karma Whore

Mr. Moderator, He's here to share some points

Wait a minute, something's wrong

He's the man with mod points

His browser is pointed at Slashdot

Now we must whore karma fast, so