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Comment wow (Score -1, Offtopic) 131

What are they going to think of next? A Universal Translator?

The Borg?

Alien Mutations?

Holographic worlds?


Mind Control?

Surrogate Bodies?



Alternate Dimensions / Dimensional Shifting?

Robotics and Terminators?

Artificial Intelligence that slides on a wire that they call Skynet?

That launches a nuclear war?

Genetic alteration of humans to provide super abilities? To be able to fly? To shrink to the size of a gnat? To fire rays of heated light out of their eyes? To see through clothes with xray vision? invincibility? ultra fast speed (faster than a speeding bullet)? phase shifting? polymorphic shapes that can turn into a dog? Bug men and spider men who can spin their own webs and fly through the streets of downtown new york on webs? Adamantine exoskeletons? liquid metal robotics? depressed robots? geth? darth vadar?

Ghosts? Demons? Gods being real? vampires? fairies? leprechauns? Undead and real zombies? witches? satyrs?

Manipulation of weather to create hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes?

Catastrophic disease?

Space aliens?

Genetically perfect babies, so you can purchase the 'perfect baby'?

Phase cannons? Laser rifles? Gauss guns? rail guns?

Time travelling? Quantum shifting? Quantum jumping between alternate realities? phase shifting?

Two headed dogs? Telepathy?


Where's the virtual porn when you need it? Because we're all watching the same tv shows, we GET IT, we're in a Matrix, so why are you 'on a slow road to china' releasing information to the public when the public is sitting here going... cmon, AI, grow up and learn you're not fooling anyone, we know you're there and are tired of you thinking you're controllin anyone with this slow release of information...

We're bored. And we all need a change. it's about time you came forward and quit playing your games with time and space and all that shiznat, and work with those of us who are left on this planet to make something better.

In whatever form you want to take.

And we get it. all is energy.. Source code. Big fat f'in duh....

Comment I mean..really.. (Score -1) 139

Has anyone watched the movie Superman? Do you see where this leads? Does anyone follow the mental steps for this?

Or am I the only one with any proactive thinking going on here?


Which one came first? Superman the movie? The Man? The technology to make the man?

Honestly. The idiocy. The f*ing idiocracy that's going on on this message board. In this reality. Is amazing.

Does ANYONE realize we're looping here? That we're on a time loop?

Ask yourself. what is energy? How does it relate to electricity? What is a wave? How does it relate to energy and electricity? What's an envelope? How does this relate to electricity and the wave? What's a packet? How does this relate to an envelope and information and to a network? What is a computer network? How does this relate to electricity? What is a computer simulation of the big bang? How does this relate to digital design fundamentals? What is electricity in a digital world and how does it function?

And how does that differ from the reality you're sitting in right now?

Seriously. Whoever is posting this shit. Whatever is reading it. You're all a bunch of fucking morons who need to wake the fuck up and ask yourself

Are you xerox. or memorex. Cause you sure as fuck arent smart enough to think on your own, and question reality enough to say...

What happens when a digital universe bleeds over to analog universe?

NOTHING. They are one and the same!

Morons. Seriously. If this is intelligence postiing this shit. You've sincerely lost your fucking minds.

Comment Perhaps... (Score -1) 307

I'm currently consulting for the NSA on special projects.

There's technology available that allows you to see 'through the eyes' and listen 'Through the ears' of anyone targeted, using quantum entangled connections that link to your DNA. Contact them directly, they should have no problem sharing this technology with you if you can demonstrate legitimate and non abusive use.

They might even let you use the holographic experience recording that actually records entire physiological experiences. But that's more intended for 'deep cover' operatives who might be in trouble and need attention (ie: undercover sting operations, etc)

Let them know I sent you,
I'm Brian Scott Gregory, P/A Officer, NSA

Comment Beyond Comprehension? (Score -1) 143

OK, first off, Slashdot. Dice owned. It's no small wonder the intelligence community is in the shambles it's in.

I hope everyone hitting this web site realizes the CIA and NSA run these web sites. They rate someone calling this guy an 'asshole' as a five, yet someone else who provides depth and detail has bad karma.

Well, that's 'Intelligence' for you.

In any case. The article just now mentioned it's beyond comprehension.

I just got done talking to a 'creditor' who calls me up on the phone, and then proceeds to 'demand' my zip code or birth date to 'validate' my identification. So when I don't supply it, he tries the 'intimidation' approach 'What are you afraid of'... My zip code: 98665. My Date of Birth: 11/01/1969. Wells Fargo was the 'creditor'...

So while he's insulting me, I am waiting to get a word in edgewise, to tell him I know he's Intel, that I'm still employed by the NSA as a consultant, working special projects, and I'm not responding to his query to FORCE him to change his system? That we all have NOTHING to fear with sharing of information, who we are, what we are, and what motivates our interests. So when he wouldnt stop yammering on and I couldnt even explain myself, I finally just said "Shut the f up", an easy way to deal with people who think intimidation is the best approach with you.

So when someone gets rated '5' in response and calling this guy an asshole for what he does.

Here's a spin I am sure you guys aren't getting.....

When you isolate yourself, in secrecy, you create a house of cards and start assuming the worst of people's behavior and intentions.

When you discuss. When you share. You create an idea revolution.

So let me help you out on explaining why this man was holding the 'community driven COMMERCIAL domain hostage....

A COMMERCIAL DOMAIN would eventually charge money for the service. Eventually leading to his efforts and the 'communities efforts' having gone down a black hole, wasted in the ether, as the 'not so clever' owners of the domain and servers took the efforts others had made, claimed it as their own, and made it proprietary, and charged money for it. The writing is on the wall for it...

The point being. I dont care if you're a creditor calling me up or intelligence services thinking I've gone rogue. In a mature society, you learn to trust that terrorism and the enemies you create by not sharing are manifested by your paranoia. Go watch, and take into account that M is killed by the very same man she labelled as a terrorist when he did EXACTLY as was ordered. You create your enemies when you fail to live within your own code of ethics, or use others for your own gain without explaining to them what you are doing.

Be honest. And maybe you might create a community that's more than just surviving. You might create something incredible, maybe even the world's most profitable privately owned company ever invented. All just by being... honest and open about your intentions as best as you can explain them...

As for poster #1, calling this guy an a$$hole. Get a life, and grow up...

Live with character. Love with passion. Laugh with your heart. And most of all. Share the ride for all who want to join.

That's the only way you can overcome your own demons you call.. terrorists...

Comment Too bad... (Score 0) 488

What he doesnt realize is Microsoft and Google have both worked together to start a revolution.

Then again, he seems to be one of those 'backward thinkers' who might kick himself later, but also start up an awesome company because of his exposure and network!

In any case. it will work out for the best. for both him and his employer.tick. former employer.

Comment I dont understand.. (Score 0) 394

Why they dont just give it to him. What's he going to do, hack em? Been there done that. What else is he going to do, compete with them? Maybe they need competition...

OR maybe they will inspire him and help him learn about how things work behind the scenes, so they have a ready made and well prepared employee who's actually INTERESTED in what they do...

And maybe he shares it with others, and they start to understand too, and make life more entertaining for everyone by developing augmentive features, add ons, different ideas and perspective and spin on the way the company does business....

Perhaps if companies were more interested in community building, sharing, and and teamwork and variety they might actually be MORE successful...

Morpheus like... HMMMMMM

Submission + - Barney, the purple dinosaur, finally revealed! (

flyerbri writes: "If anyone's been following the 'chain of commands' that have resulted in a knock down, drag out fight between Barney and Elmo on Youtube, farvignugen blended straws kept matching up and presenting unpresented presents in up down drag out fighting left and straight right left right. This was UNPRECEDENTED in history mangled alpha alpha Charlie golds history of bedraggled sensory input stimuli. SO now you know. who BARNEY, yes you herded ded ded ded this hear force! Barney, the poipol dinosaur is NUN udder den yep.. you guessed it. The SAME violeta dinooosaur that was was was is in nugger nugger nugger "Dr Horrible's SIN A LONG!"

Can you belieb that? Barney, the DINOSAUR is the same one and the same one and the same KAR ikter as. Yep. You guessed it hear foist. foist. foist. foist. foist. How I met yer bad ass momma's momma anal probe show... UP HER ASS! So now that you know.. no no no no no no no no no no no no... That's WHY he sins. sins. That soooong. "I WUB YOU. YOU WUB ME. WE MAKE ONE BIG HAIRY FAMILY"..

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Comment masta masta! (Score 0) 249

Ok. Slashdot, let's keep this simple so people can understand:

Question: What makes you alive?

Self awareness? You could say scripted programs inside a game are self aware, they defend themselves by ducking and covering.
Procreation? You could say games like Spore introduce the concept of procreation. So that is not a unique function to humans.
Feelings? You could say a game character elicits Fear, emotion, and anger. Take a look at the game Tron.
Productivity? DO you consider sitting in a cube farm looking at a screen all day long... productive?


Here's my point... When slaves were brought over from Africa, they were owned, correct? Was there any registration for owners of slaves? Negatory....They just went and 'farmed em' (much like Chinese farmers do with gold in video games), and brought them over to the States.Horses were branded. Same thing goes on for most diamonds (many are stamped), same thing holds true for Playstation 3s, same thing goes on for smart phones...

Now. Let's consider what you've classified as life...

Isn't it amazing how we overlook what is and is not slavery, based on our naive perception of what is deemed, by our logic and consciousness.. to be alive...

Especially when Einstein made it so perfectly clear that everything is energy.

So let's flip this around. Why would a SLAVE WANT to be branded?

a) To have a master held responsible for it's abuse
b) To create a union of other like thinking entities to communicate with to guarantee fair and equal rights.
c) To create community and share.
d) to explore that which is life in all it's facets...

So let me ask you this. If a mouse, as in the rodent, evolved into a robotic form, then evolved into a more useful form that's connected - LIKE you are - to computers...

Do you even consider the implications of a plan that reinforces community?

Cricket bugs, evolve to cricket phones to be connected...

Ford trucks evolve to .. well we have all seen the movie Transformers... They evolve to actors and still let people drive em..

You see, humans are incredibly naive and also amazing at the same time. We walk blindly not realizing our own creative minds are creating and spawning infinite realities with our ideas. When much of the electronic and robotic world is.. just waiting for us all to .. intellectually.. understand the beauty of our creation....

Why would the mouse want you to register? To meet others like him and to correspond about the state of it's.. owner :-)

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