Best PR the govt. can get would be to use PRISM to locate these "account services" bastards and Guantanamo Bay their ass.

Under NASA ( National All Seeing Administration )

NT

Feed the bears, literally.

Why can't anyone see this? http://starshiptroopers.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Attack_on_Buenos_Aires

Unfortunately Firefox with NoScript is preventing me from enjoying this new version of Adobe.

I agree, Google Voice is an answer. Only callers in my phone list get through, all other get Voice Mail. Telemarketers if not already stopped by the beta spam filter will be tagged as spam and added to my blocked list never to be calling again from that number.

It's an alien space craft, make sure you have your Nike's on.

No way am I going to cross the Neutral Zone to visit a theme park even if it is a E ticket ride.

An early November update hosed my 2 XP SP3 computers causing memory leaks. Any computer running continuously for 12 or so hrs crashed. Now this update takes out a Win 7 64 bit computer. 2 major problems is a one month period. I put the XP's on Panda cloud. Probably do the same for the Win 7 as well.

Hijacked by alien pirates. Now transmitting ransom demands.

Already plays on my work computer when shutting down.

I think it is this one it can smash anything!