MS Edsel.

Or perhaps Windows Pinto . Same kind of late '70's, clunky design, bad color pallet choices. I mean, it's bound to explode in the ass-end eventually, right?

Proprietary Bullshit.

Ever, never - rely on "cloud" computing based on an ethereal internet.

EVER.

Hereyago. "About 4,740,000 results". That work for ya', Sparky?

...If you enjoy watching humanity become a writhing mass of bottom-feeders!!!

...but PCMag could say you had 30,000 great features and if every last one of them was ugly, unremarkable and tied to your stupid, memory-leaking kernel I'd still have to pass for the luxury of my boring, little green cli.

...Walkie Talkie.

"SQUIRREL!"

...Is trolling the new news?

...The FDA pulls their head out of Monsanto's ass first before they ask for any more money to goof with technologies they clearly don't understand.

...but Muddy Waters invented 'lectricity.

...is it any of the state or government's business whether or not I accept or decline their offer of help? "Thank you, yes" or "thank you, no" should be enough.

You're only welcome in my house if I invite you in. Short of that, you're an interloper.

Do you have a freaking spine?

Gross.

Could we just get to work on our new internet now?