That's a sad story! Too bad it wasn't feasible or worth it to address the hardware issue. I love FreeBSD and have over a dozen clients using it.. (I look after small business IT infrastructures ranging from 5-200 employees). For clients, I run things like: Samba, Syncthing, Postfix/Dovecot, Radicale/DaviCal, postgreql/mysql, Apache, pfSense etc.. On my side I built out a Zabbix and MeshCentral infrastructure to look after all my clients. Go FreeBSD!

Check the bubble sort algorithm!

Would have had 1st post, but Rogers is throttling me...

Perhaps even, iScrewU's...

"Whatever you do...do NOT give them wedding cake."

I can 2nd that advice. Wedding cake will also COST waaaayyy more than any pie will ever cost!
Someone once told me hookers will cost less than a wife in the long run...

Shouldn't throw iPhones.

Only in Canada eh. Oh, and it'll cost $1B and not be effective.

Since when did they start calling UFO's UAO's? WTF is the difference between an Unidentified Aerial Object and an Unidentified Flying Object?? I think there's more to this story...