Wow, just yesterday it was dying, and today they release a new version! I guess they didn't get the memo

NOBODY EXPECTS THE A-hem. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! Won't let me post all caps :(

What do you mean, you follow the links in slashdot summaries? I thought that was a no-no.

Looks like these researchers landed on that weird part of YouTube again.

This is really news! Such a technologic breakthrough must be immediately reported! "I wonder what Microsoft will do for customers who purchased a tablet right before the price drop?" If we needed more confirmation that this was a BS submission, this cleared any doubt.

Lucky that he told us before. No one could have seen that coming. I mean, like he's ever done it before... The hamster thing is heartless though.

...that by using half the senses you use half the neurons? Next thing you'll be telling me water is wet and earth is round!

The suggested way to deploy a laser is this .

there was Arch. And Gentoo. And LFS. And long strings of 0s and 1s. Then a rock and a piece of wood.

...or actual ad spamming. Naah, april fools'

This was on Arstechnica like 3 days ago. This site is increasingly feeding on news carrion.

...does it run Linux?

the temperature in Libya was in Celsius?

Wish I had mod points.

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