“the uk met has partnered with apple on having their beacon technology embedded on all knives, so when in contact with human blood the proper authorities will be notified. Rest assured, unless of course the wielder has some undisclosed genetic background”

âoeYour scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they shouldâ

Law Enforcement will fall in love with the sweet ring of truth; just grab a suspect's hand and try every finger, no fancy warrants needed; College girls are going to think twice on bringing their hot new fancy phone to a party, on fear of passing out and having their lives ravaged; Criminals groups like the Mexican cartels are going to have an easier time obtaining intelligence assets from enemies, "Syndicate" style. Thanks Apple!

The new HurrDurr UAV removes the complexities of navigating inside a building through a novel approach: Remove the building as shown in the pictures.

"Beware of the planet Faggotor, where the use of 'force' on your 'dark-side' is mandatory".

So it means that Steve Jobs was right again?? More than five years ago??