Comment Dilbert: The Tomeato (Score 1) 376
Dilbert already made this: It's called the tomeato (to-meat-o). Grown on a plant that really likes to live in mud (Elbonia), shaped as a brick for practical purposes (transport, storage etc.), and with the texture of a black/white cow. It was all done in good intentions to make Elbonians eat the tomeato instead of mud, but of course the result is a total collapse of the Elbonian society structure. Poor people started to build their houses using tomeatoes instead of mud because it was cheaper :-)