facetiousprogrammer - Slashdot User

Comment Horses.... (Score 1) 628

by facetiousprogrammer on Friday April 20, 2012 @08:19AM (#39744507) Attached to: Expect Mandatory 'Big Brother' Black Boxes In All New Cars From 2015

Time to go back using horses I guess.....

Comment Re:We all knew this would happen (Score 1) 307

by facetiousprogrammer on Sunday December 18, 2011 @12:41PM (#38417084) Attached to: Canonical To Remove Sun Java From Repositories, Users' Machines

Linux JAVA from oracle site: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk-7u2-download-1377129.html

Comment F**ck all this (Score 2) 1167

by facetiousprogrammer on Friday December 02, 2011 @11:22AM (#38237596) Attached to: US Senator Proposes Bill To Eliminate Overtime For IT Workers

quit and be your own boss or become an independent farmer or an independent trader....

Comment Re:I telecommute but you can avoid this issue (Score 1) 275

by facetiousprogrammer on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @04:10PM (#38206166) Attached to: Does Telecommuting Make You Invisible?

rate as low as $8... maybe I should be a farmer....

Comment Re:I telecommute but you can avoid this issue (Score 1) 275

by facetiousprogrammer on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @02:43PM (#38205034) Attached to: Does Telecommuting Make You Invisible?

Ok - how do I get a new job telecommuting???

Comment Re:Great! (Score 2) 215

by facetiousprogrammer on Saturday November 19, 2011 @09:59AM (#38108124) Attached to: How Ford Will Upgrade Owners' Display Screens

Easy - prevent the car to start without latest update!

Comment Re:Out of touch completely (Score 1) 127

by facetiousprogrammer on Saturday October 29, 2011 @10:24AM (#37878544) Attached to: HP Officially Out of TouchPads

No worry - they'll be back with TouchPads business with next CEO shortly....

Comment Hackathon (Score 1) 177

by facetiousprogrammer on Thursday October 20, 2011 @10:03PM (#37786642) Attached to: Gnarly Programming Challenges Help Recruit Coders

Are you kidding me.... Hackathon??? and look at the age of the people it's like a kindergarten... http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=23155051776 Facebook just keep you puzzles you won't have my brain ever I'm not a whore....

Comment Re:are you kidding me? (Score 2) 305

by facetiousprogrammer on Friday September 30, 2011 @11:25AM (#37567558) Attached to: Firefox 8.0 Beta Available

I switched to Opera this week. bye bye chrome and firefox.....

Comment Re:We've (Score 1) 1521

by facetiousprogrammer on Thursday August 25, 2011 @01:09PM (#37208458) Attached to: Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot

so who has id # 1? cmdtaco?

Comment why all the hatred?? (Score 1) 683

by facetiousprogrammer on Monday August 15, 2011 @04:45PM (#37099132) Attached to: Mozilla To Remove User-Facing Firefox Version Numbers

version number will still be available from the help menu by selecting 'Troubleshooting Information'

Comment Re:As long as he knows how to ... (Score 2, Insightful) 426

by facetiousprogrammer on Sunday December 20, 2009 @05:12PM (#30506622) Attached to: When Developers Work Late, Should the Manager Stay?

What is this nosense about working late in the first place. Dude it's 5PM I'm going home. If there is more work than hire - unemployment is at 10%...

Submission + - What do you do when printers cost less than ink? 2

Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 03, 2009 @08:17AM

An anonymous reader writes: A family member recently asked me to pick up more ink for her Epson Photo RX 595. Unfortunately, replacing the black and color ink cartridges costs $81.92 + tax at the local store! That so bad that I got a replacement printer that's just as good and spare ink for less. But now I have a useless piece of e-waste that I can't even give away. What can you do with a printer like that? I hate to just throw it away.

Comment Go once a year to hawaii (Score 1) 337

by facetiousprogrammer on Saturday January 12, 2008 @11:59AM (#22014850) Attached to: How to Say Goodbye to Old Hard Drives?

Go once a year on vacation to hawaii and throw your hard-drives into a lava flow....

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