Hollywood movie (Score 1)

This has all the makings of a hollywood movie... Man is operated by Windows 2003 Cranial Edition and must learn to face the World while dealing with an overwhelming urge to purchase anything M$ releases... It all begins to unfold when he purchases 100 software assurance programs to SQL Server and doesn't understand why. Let's not forget the fact that everytime he uses the microwave he pisses his pants and forgets his name for 10 minutes.