So does Micheal Rogers want to have sex with my wife as well?

Conspiracy, computer hacking, wire fraud, bank fraud and money laundering - that's what the NSA is charged with....hang on. That's not right. The NSA hacks Americans but is charged with nothing.

The Westminster democracy he is thinking of is Singapore.

These patents are great news for me. I hold the patent on the filing of patents which are so looney that, if the patent system where not so broken, would have absolutely no chance of sucess. I'll be contacting Sun on Monday. I expect the royalty checks to start arriving within a month.