The guy was obviously an idiot. He probably put his return address on the anonymous package.

Oh thank God! The Universe won't die a cold, lonely and dark death after all. I feel better. Wait. Where is Nemesis now?

I've been using Antivirus 2009 for a full year now and it ALWAYS catches somewhere between 228 and 1384 viriI... It's the bomb! I'd highly recommend it to anybody. It does seem to cause some system instability though... go figure.

Maybe you should leave your kiddie porn at the beach instead of trying to save it to your hard-drive you freakin' loser. I don't think encryption software will help you out too much... This is based on my assumption that you obviously don't know how to hide things on a computer in the first place. I think you'd only arouse suspicion by installing an app and not having a clue about how to hide the encrypted data. Security Guards aren't rocket scientists... and apparently, neither are you.