the ridiculous noise was the first thing i noticed when my employer bought these computers. there was no dust in them back then. there simply isn't a large enough air exhaust to be quiet.
Macs are the quietest laptops (about 1/3 of the population) in our company of 5000+. Are you sure you or your employer aren't mining bitcoin in the background or something?
Unless the rest of your company does not use computers, but hoover vacuum cleaners this has to be a joke... There are some serious cooling issues with the high end versions for sure.
Drilling for oil is boring.