In war, after you defeat the enemy, you rape the women. It's been going on since the Stone Age. I'd be interested in knowing the pros and cons of why we (men) do that. Also, and I did not RTFA, do women get a testosterone boost too?
I was an honest repair technician back in the 80's. Most times the repairs were the Mac OS, a dirty keyboard switch or the user tried yanking the 3.5 with pliers. The company was sold and the new owner told me that when a system came in, I should always replace something. I did not comply and when I was up for a raise he gave me 10 cents more per hour. I told him to keep his fucking raise and a few days later I was fired. At the unemployment office I fought it, they quized him and I was able to collect because my record was spotless. Thank you carma.
Use the case for a retro mod.
1) Pop in a top notch main board / graphics and set the start up sound to the 5 1/4 seek and read.
2) Take it to a LAN party and make some wagers.
3) Profit
Be sure to wear a pocket protector and high waters or they will see right through you.