Low cost, has hardware switches, runs any Linux distro, has long battery life. Just waiting to be able to run Signal on it and it's a daily driver for me.

I do think you're wrong. The only milk I drink is naturally fermented milk. Less lactose. Pasteurise that milk and if you try to ferment it it goes bad.

Do you base your claim that people will still be alive on some data? I'd like that to be true, though whenever I hear this I can't help but ask: how do you know? What do you base that claim on? I think that it is equally possible that we'll have 200 degree C with sulphuric acid rain and no life possible. I think that claim that people will survive global warming is baseless. It's a belief helping us to feel better, isn't it?