Comment Steve Martin (Score -1) 783
Tax Day always reminds me of this Steve Martin skit...
You can be a Millionaire, and never pay taxes! You can have -One- MILLION dollars, and never pay taxes!
I know what you're thinking..."How can I be a Millionaire, and never pay taxes?"
First, get a million dollars.
Now, what do I say when the tax man comes to my door and says, "You have never paid taxes."
Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: I. Forgot.
How many times do we get ourselves into terrible situations because we don't say, "I forgot." Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal."
Funny stuff. But it's also pretty sad that I remember a 20+ year-old skit word-for-word. :P
You can be a Millionaire, and never pay taxes! You can have -One- MILLION dollars, and never pay taxes!
I know what you're thinking..."How can I be a Millionaire, and never pay taxes?"
First, get a million dollars.
Now, what do I say when the tax man comes to my door and says, "You have never paid taxes."
Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: I. Forgot.
How many times do we get ourselves into terrible situations because we don't say, "I forgot." Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal."
Funny stuff. But it's also pretty sad that I remember a 20+ year-old skit word-for-word.
