Microsoft New EULA (Proposed) (Score 1)

Microsoft is the Lord your God,
You Shall have no Other software Before Me

You Shall Not Make for Yourself
Open Source Code

You Shall Not Take Microsoft's Name in Vain, nor MSNBC, nor any Affiliated Company, nor anyone nor anything that Microsoft or its Affilated Companies determine at any time undeserving of any comment made for any reason by anybody.

Keep Holy the Day of any Microsoft Announcement or Rollout

Honor your License Agreement, and Do Not Expect Microsoft to Honor any Agreement, Fitness for Service, or Product Guarantee.

Do Not Kill. That's Microsoft's job.

Do Not Commit Adultery with Other Non-Microsoft Products

Do Not Steal This Software, and pay for all upgrades whether functional or not.

Do Not Lie, and Report Anyone Who Does Not Appear to Be A True Microsoft Follower

Honor Microsoft's Goods and All That Belongs to Microsoft, and All that Microsoft Deems to Belong to Microsoft, even When Stolen from those Determined by Microsoft Not to Properly Honor Microsoft with their contributions