I always knew that degree in Galactic Engineering would pay off.

I've got my own helmet. Where do I sign up?

Oh no...similar stores...possibly a direct rip off...oh noes... *rollseyes*

As long as I can still buy 12" double sided dildos on Amazon, I'm good.

The last 6 or 7 paragraphs explain what progress they've made on these things. Seems to be a bit farther along than a "model". So far they've got 2 out of their 3 bits created already. It'll be nice to see an update on this when they get a bit further along, though.