"Some local residents and health workers were diagnosed with radiation poisoning in precautionary tests, but they show no outward symptoms of distress." The NRC defines radiation poisoning as a dose of 200 rads or two grays. A little responsible journalism would go a long way.

Ignorantia juris non excusat; ignorance of the law is no excuse. Sounds like the leagal system is exactly like the afterlife you describe

Yes, evolution is about creating species. To describe as "evolution" niche adaptation is to misunderstand what Darwin was talking about.