I threw away a set recently, although my main concern was my two large dogs, not my 2 year old daughter. Also, obligatory Onion... http://www.theonion.com/articles/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids,290/

Wow, Siri's speech-to-text is horrible!!

From the blog post: "Another advantage of separate websites is simplicity for our members." I really don't know how someone can say/write that with a straight face.

tmb;dw (Too much bulge; didn't watch)

How dare they leave off those attacks from 1952 and 1954 from their list of terrorist attacks from 1961-2003! Conspiracy!!

After swine flu pandemic, cat IS food.

I'm also a fan of ergonomic keyboards and I'd say Microsoft's Natural 4000 model is the best that you can buy right now.

It has a standard inverted T shaped arrow key layout and the standard arrangement for the Home/End keys as well.

The only thing missing is a built in USB hub.