Comment Lucy could not keep up with that. (Score 1) 92
I am impressed. As far as the reference to Lucy goes, think of the episode where she has taken a job in a candy factory.
Comment You can call it sushi (Score 1) 309
Us rednecks call it bait. I don't eat bait.
Comment Java isn't pure OO (Score 2, Insightful) 667
I went from Smalltalk to Java in 1996 and didn't like its implementation. In Smalltalk, EVERYTHING inherited from TOFU (Top OF Universe). Not so in Java. Haven't done it for some years, but I thought it wasn't very elegant.
Comment Re:More deaths (Score 1) 555
Whenever I hear the word activist, I reach for my revolver.
I bet your revolver is "sturdy" rather than "crumply."
Comment Re:More deaths (Score 0, Redundant) 555
Lighter and much less sturdy cars will lead to perhaps 10,000 more deaths per year.
What is trollish about this? It is true.
Comment More deaths (Score -1, Troll) 555
Lighter and much less sturdy cars will lead to perhaps 10,000 more deaths per year.
Comment Clouds are just vapor. (Score 1) 133
Just saying.....
Comment Proper commenting (Score 1) 580
Proper commenting is a blessing, not a curse. But I have noticed over the years that many coders need to learn proper grammar and spelling.
“This are a funktion to comput the valu of pie”
Comment How about that maximum thing? (Score 3, Funny) 256
You do need a bit of speed for sniping on ebay auctions.
But how about that maximum thing when buying pills to "extend your tool?"
Comment Call me when... (Score 0, Offtopic) 3
They can turn something free into beer.
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