Let's just throw $200 to $700 billion at it and see if that fixes it.

Good thing we extended that date. I mean, we wouldn't want the American people to be without their television. That could mean that people might actually go outside and do things, or do stuff around the house, or go on vacations, or go out and look for a job because they just got laid off. These would have been serious problems. But it's been solved now. Our government is looking out for our TV watching rights.

I have XM. When they did the channel update, I was shocked. I got an email later that morning explaining there was an update. They waited till AFTER they made the change to let people know. And it really ticks me that they changed all the names. When I would tell people that I listen to "Ethel," they'd inquire and want to know more, like why there was Ethel, Lucy, Fred, etc. Now it's just "Alternate Nation" and the interest is gone. As my girlfriend says, it "Siriusly sucks" (TM).

I am so used to my phone vibrating in my pocket that not only does my body ignore it, but sometimes I feel my leg vibrating, and reach down to grab my phone, and it isn't there. My body just randomly vibrates.