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Personally, I hope he beats it, like OJ.

A jury of his peers, who should be computer guys, many of whom had shrew wives leave in disgust. A M$ bent keyboard with blood in it (Reiser uses a normal keyboard), a small glove in his yard. If someone overheard him say anything about killing his family, well, there are lots of times we Unix folk talk about kill -9 and killing children, parents, etc. But someone in the know knows that we mean no one any real harm. Actually, Reiser's wifey poo probably heard this type of talk from him in his sleep, and she paniced and fled to another country. And being an evil, non-technical woman, probably left blood everywhere to set him up.

Then, after he beats the rap, Reiser could tour Linux conventions around the world searching for the real killer.