Comment Re:Of course they are (Score 1) 498
No worries the aliens contacted me last night in a vivid dream and told me we're currently too "diseased" (that was the specific term they used) a species to be considered even for intergalactic trade (tier sub-a-1z of membership). They'll get back to us in about 100k of our years and check again, if we're still here, which they highly doubt will be the case.
Humiliating, I know, but there it is.
Oh I had proof this was an actual communication because in my dream I kept changing my underwear only to find it was still on, always a sign of valid communication.
As to former military and aviation being reliable witnesses, in fact they're just the opposite, as they're trained to confirm positive ID on any noticeable artifacts or variants from the norm, for safety and intel reasons, so they're very much more likely to see things there that aren't. Also fact.
Back to your regular programming, ideally in straight, conventional c.