Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant past there was a boy. This child was forced to study... The pressure from his parents pounding his every action. He was smart, but not intelligent. Misunderstood by every one of his peers, bitterness emerged. (Vengeful. Distrustful. Cruel.)

Instead of becoming a better person, he became manipulative. In meek silence, he was observant.

Red connects to black connects to white. Stop, wait, live wire! Argh. 1 week as an electricians apprentice and life is beautiful and maddening all at once.

Then poof. Work ends and begins as I deal with my new network.

Knowledge knowledge knowledge... Reset the breaker, I've just short circuited.