Not to worry. This will earn a 3rd-degree criminal idiocy conviction under the new laws I'm going to buy, so I can fill my new chain of privately-run-for-profit lunatic asylums. As it'll be my tame shrinks who decide who's fit to leave, no-one will ever get out. Problem solved.

Excellent response. Should probably be put on a big sign at all the border crossings. Maybe leave out the part about "White Castle". That was in bad taste.

Paint it matte black & fit shorter springs & bigger wheels.

Then the cat strolls in & ruins the "soundstage"...