Comment Easy Solution (Score 1) 131
1) Disappear for months at a time talking high concepts
2) Make vary large, very colourful, completely incomprehensible pictures that get pinned up on walls that nobody looks at
3) Never update the pictures to reflect reality
4) Only show up when there is free food on the table
5) When asked a serious question requiring a solution, go away and come back with a completely unworkable answer four months after the project is due, if ever
With the unpaid art-school intern option, an organization could save high six, low seven figures a year!