I'm probably going to get a Phd in computer engineering just to build something for my house. :(

"Lets git up and help turn our smart homes into dumbstones at dumbstone dot com." I love the wife who can activate spa feature!!! I wish I could get the 'husband installs spa' feature for my house.

After encountering the adventures and lifetimes of trying to turn my home into a real life minecraft, I gave up and surrendered. The real world would never be cubic eneough. Desperate, To warn others of the dangers of SMART technologies, I founded the brilliant new technology start-up for trading the DUMBSTONE around. We set off to change the world, and ended up making stone soup instead.

... when the man is standing in the street, yelling at a tree, wearing his glasshole on his face.