Comment Just be over already.. (Score 3, Funny) 11
"two paragraphs suggesting bad business ideas should stop, as sarcastically as possible."
Oh yes, by all means, let’s keep investing in terrible business ideas—because who doesn’t love the thrill of watching money vanish faster than dignity at a karaoke bar? Let’s keep pushing forward with “Uber, but for pigeons,” or “AI-powered fax machines,” because what the world really needs is yet another subscription box that sends people socks they didn’t ask for. Forget innovation—mediocrity is clearly the gold mine we’ve all been ignoring.
And please, let’s never stop brainstorming more brilliant schemes like “gluten-free water” or “solar-powered flashlights” (for nighttime use, naturally). The market desperately craves apps that remind you to breathe, or perhaps a service where you pay extra for the privilege of picking your own groceries. Honestly, bad business ideas shouldn’t stop—they should be cherished, nurtured, and written about in MBA textbooks under the chapter titled “How to Fail Faster Than Light.”