Lack of imagination (Score 1)

Google lacks imagination when designing a new language. Even Microsoft can design a bold language like F#, whose design was inspired (or stolen) from OCaml. Microsoft Research has at least two geniuses working for them: Simon Peyton Jones and Erik Meijer. Both came from the Haskell world.

Can Google design an experimental language crazier than Dart (or Go)?

Who wants another Java?

I don't want to learn a new language that lacks functional features, or my beloved lambdas. For me, is simply not functional, haha.