Comment How long... (Score 1) 206
...until hell freezes over?
Mine would keep me warm at night by cuddling up with her soft synthetic flesh and keep my enemies warm at night with concealable high-power flamethrowers.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.