One of them will be destroyed, as demonstrated by Bender

I used to have similar problem. Just bring the essential keys, the most important is probably your house keys, the outer door, if possible hide the inner door key somewhere after the first door, ditto with your girfriend's place key. I kept the office keys in my office bag, just bring one key of your transport, motorbike, bike or car, attach each of it on different keychain, you won't be able to ride all three at a time anyway. Keep all unused keys in one place in your home, put the roof key with those keys. There, at one time you probably will only bring three keys at a time ;) (your place's main door, your GF, your vehicle key)

Better yet, is it possible to create a cd with virtual machine or emulator that could be bootable OR just run from windows automatically? and run a minimal linux/BSD distro, directly to a web browser, to the banks' website.

However do we wants to find aliens? (after watching avatar movie, and reading your thread, I'm pretty sure yes we do)

Agreed, even less on ARM processor. http://techvideoblog.com/reviews/80-android-laptop-menq-easypc-e790/. There's still a possibility that google will port it's Chrome+Android to this platform.

True enough. I read somewhere that their sexual behavior is closest to human, even in the rural area in orangutans native habitat, people told their girls to be careful at night while walking alone because they could be raped by orangutans.

Porsche??? how dare you.... BeOS is THE Batmobile, not just some lame european sports car.

With Nano technology, I think you could just pocket or bag it, no need to park. (finding items in a bag.... well that's another story).