I honestly thought this was a joke response about the absurdity of the in-vivo angiogenetic-microphoroesis gel therocopmanders.

Let me give you an example: I live in Boston, and I have a Verizon phone. I know lots of people with AT&T iPhones and Blackberries. I am frequently the only person who has reception inside of buildings. I don't have much desire to buy an iPhone because I won't even get good enough reception.

Unlike many other places to put a rootkit, doing it like this makes it very difficult to find. Hiding the rootkit is the other difficult part, and this hides it and makes it resistant to being removed.

you're supposed to hear "mother fucker" in chinese.

They're bigger than Jesus.

This is not a good idea. Paging enables all sorts of other behavior besides swapping, such as security and virtualized processes (the standard on all O/Ses). It also allows more esoteric things, like letting user applications use more of the address space, and paging hardware is really optimized, plus, compilers help make decisions to improve the use of the CPU's caching hardware. Paging is a good thing.