"Hi I'm a trendy moron, who when not racing down to my local growers co-op in my recumbent bike, wants to blow some money on something I barely understand based on buzzword love. I want a mac, because its overpriced and I love Justin Long, but its just not pretentious enough. Can someone please tell me how to buy a
Mac with the words "Linux" on it so I can be the envy of my dorm.

Nailed it right?

oh noooo ...Almost 40.. I'm 41 and I pretty much use a completely different technology stack than I did 3 years ago. I switched from down in the bones Embedded real time to the goulash of frameworks that in Java back end coding.
    Almost 40 is not even close. :)\

Seriously, this is the man behind Lotus notes and Groove. Two of the biggest piles of snot ever made. His existence at MS was a blight. Now if they can get Balmer to join him they may have something there.