SWOOSH!

5.4, you moron.

Yeah, it could even have voice recognition capabilities so that you can speak to it and ask it how to get to location XYZ.
I should go patent that before someone else .... aw dammit!!

So in violation of /. convention, I went ahead and read TFA in hopes that were would actually be something more than "we solved yet another parallel computing problem with GPUs." Nope, nothing. Not even some useless eye candy of a graph showing two columns of before/after processing times.

And the article just *had* to be split into two pages because it would have killed them to include that tiny boilerplate footer on page one. What a fail...at least it wasn't a blatant slashvertisement!

I believe the plural of Columnbus is Columbii.

What a preposterous thought! There is absolutely no way a virus could spread to other computers without ... The Internet!

Good thing we have trustworthy sources of medical/biology knowledge like Wikipedia!

And when it malfunctions⦠You have a GIR

2^3 = 10 ?? Must be that "new math" they are teaching these days, or some very large value for 2.

You don't have to wait for the animation to fully complete. It will unlock even when halfway faded in. Maybe even sooner if you have good aim :)

That's okay, they'll just buy up the company that came up with this technology and we'll see it as the next replacement for the finger scanner somewhere around the iPhone 7S timeframe.

In Soviet Russia, robot unboxes you!

It's ok now.

Fine then. s/penguin/ostrich/g Well shit, looks like they can fly too!