Also, don't give up reading the trilogy! It gets better and a lot of the pieces don't come together until the final book.
Great drug minimal side effects.
The mask thing isn't exactly so.
It is illegal for an adult to wear a mask in public in at least some states.
Occam's Razor - Simple explanation: More containers stink more of chicken poop.
Be careful not to cut yourself with that razor.
OMG Ponies! stickers would go over well.
Someday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.