Trust me, cheap computer + Tupperware + vnc. Keep your expensive equipment indoors and access it remotely.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather not eat into my bandwidth limits each month.

that he is going to get himself fired

I don't want a back door, what would it lead to? The trunk? This is madness

its the arm off of one of my kerbals

I will create a big green drift button

From the blackhole standpoints they will never 'embrace'. Nor do they care, they are blackholes!

then run to russia

I would like to see a catcopter carry a cat

Flip the breaker?

Or lack there of ...

I may have a software update to fix that ...

*One time use* in small print

Are they creating a Musk-incliff tower?

You forgot chatroulette