...so they can be used to operate computers, television sets and cell phones

In my 2020es? duh!

Copyright your SSN and sue them to the ground.

I for one welcome our new drug-sniffing overlords!

Entertain us

Try those new backdoors in your back doors!

aims to be more reliable and secure than either Linux or Windows

Why not both?

- How it goes?
- We can't yet beat Linux security so we should market as "more secure than Windows".
- Okay. Compile, ship.

Maybe it is time for them to start counting pirating as "failed conversion" too? Not buying after playing is just this - game is not good enough.

Weakens muscles? Good for us! Every RPG player knows that it's easier to train a lower stats.

There already such service operating for years. Local search (initially. now... you know..) service engine providing users with downloadable map app which can optionally use device's GPS to submit data and view traffic density based on that.