Or "widgets." So now we get to add an AI Widget that slows our startup times. LOL.

The invisible hand of the market in action. No reason cable companies could not have upgraded to fiber networks and/or had IPTV plus screaming fast internet. If cable has reasonable prices, decent equipment and invented in their future. It might have been a different outcome. Oh well, c'est la vie... ...

Well is was NOAA that issued the statement, so I figured mid-day somewhere between EST and Guam, So only about a 17hr difference. LOL .

They still sell mainframes to large banks and other dinosaur financial institutions that haven't figured out how to migrate their operations to modern metal. Google IBM Z series mainframes. And they monetized open source software by buying redhat. IBM would probably be out of business decades ago if its wasn't for mainframes and redhat.

I believe the proper grammar is "gooder." The children want to spell gooder. /s

Intergalactic Business Machines: Vaporization of our own business from space guaranteed!

"Wind and solar are both cheaper now than anything you can do with fossil fuels and they are perfectly capable providing baseband power in every situation"

Not even remotely true.

Sounds like a quitter! Nobody like a quitter! Time to roll up your sleeves Lip-Bu and put in the long hours!

No man who knows about lawn care is going to use roundup on their green grass to kill a single or any amount of dandelion. Glyphosate kills everything.

I wonder how many heads literally rolled from the execution that surely followed this incident...

All your power are belong to us!

Its gone... Stolen by chinese industrial spies. Good news it will be available next week on Temu. BOGO coming soon!

"those ripped away from their children."

Don't commit felony fraud and you won't be.

What a dumb b*tch!

The enshitification started before this buyout. Marshall started selling Bluetooth speakers at Best Buy. Guessing they started selling a bunch of branded junk to pump the books to dump in on some unsuspecting VC firm at its peak. We will probably see a line of Marshall clothing at Target or Walmart to round it all out.The Brits and apparently the swedes would sell their grandmothers soul if they could net some cold hard cash.

I deal weekly with this even on xbox games.

https://security.stackexchange...

"There is an attack that some people have dubbed "lag hacking", and its gaining popularity in multiplayer games. There are at-least two ways of creating artificial latency. One method of introducing artificial latency is using a lag switch, where the user intentionally disconnects their network cable. Another method is using a flood of syn or udp packets to cause controlled and predictable disruption in the game so that a player can gain an unfair advantage. Artificial latency attacks affect a large number of multiplayer games. "