I've been trying to hire a good writer for months. (Score 1)

I make a simple web game and would love a good consistently funny writer. A writer who can write SHORT PUNCHY zingers, not the novelists referred to in comments above.

I keep posting on Craigslist, but can't find a writer who both "Gets it" and can constantly make me laugh. I've hired several people who send a wonderful sample, perfectly fitting my spec, but after that the quality tends to go downhill fast.

As a result, instead of a consistent style, the writing across my game is a patchwork of different writers edited together by me, the developer. (Yes, I require writers to surrender all rights and ownership of all writing I buy. Of course.)

I would love hire a good writer who can give me a few dozen lines of funny dialog every month or two. So far the best writing has come from my house-mate, free of charge, but he doesn't give me enough fresh content.

The game is www.brainchef.com
Anyone is encouraged to look at the format and then contact me in game (player #1, if you're a player of the game you'll find me easily).

This game is my hobby, so pay more like "pocket change" than "full time job" (again, see the comments above) but it's a great opportunity to get started as a professional game writer.

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