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Comment Hammer time (Score 1) 998

They found a hammer in this kid's house...a fucking HAMMER.

Damn those weapons of thumb destruction!

But I believe there was a mistake during copyediting: they actually found McHammer at his home. The only logical step was to arrest him.

In other news, the producers of Tool Time were raided this morning, looking for more evidence.


Submission + - Microsoft kills off J# language

twofish writes: "Microsoft have announced that J#, its Java clone for .NET, and the Java Language Conversion Assistant will be discontinued and will not appear in the next version of Visual Studio. At the same time they have announced pans for a 64-bit version of the J# Redistributable this year."

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