TI-58, Basic, LISP, z80 Assembler, C, COBOL, Pascal, Fortran, Algol, AWK, csh, Ada, C++, M6800 Assembler, B, BCPL, Vax Assembler, Forth, 6502 Assembler, FP, SQL, JCL, CMS EXEC, Four Phase VISION, REXX, s370 Assembler, QBASIC, VX-REXX, Perl, JAVA, TCL, python, Ruby, C#, VoiceXML, javascript, XSLT, XQUERY.
Whew.
I think I'll go back to my TI-58. I still have it someplace, probably in the attic between my H89 and my IBM PC. I wonder if I could implement a J2ME environment on it?

From cnn.com's timeline of Bush's Thanksgiving jaunt to Baghdad:

"During the flight from Texas to Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, where they will change planes, White House deputy chief of staff Joseph Hagin asks the journalists to remove the batteries from their cell phones so their movement cannot be tracked, and asks them not to turn on their cell phones when they arrive at Andrews. He tells them they will receive new cell phones when they reach Baghdad. Other journalists join the group at Andrews AFB, where they undergo a security sweep. They are told to put all of their cell phones, pagers and other small electronic devices into manila envelopes. Their bags, cameras and other equipment will be held in the belly of the plane until the flight took off."